Chat: Jennifer & Minix


Minix1f: Hi!
JesusNut2216: hey!
Minix1f: wanna go racing?
JesusNut2216: huh?
Minix1f: my car vs your car
JesusNut2216: lol..what do you mean?
Minix1f: yours will probably win...but hey, thats not important
JesusNut2216: lol
Minix1f: race...drive, who goes farther the fastest
JesusNut2216: your burgandy station wagon...aganist my sage Honda Accord..ha!
JesusNut2216: lol...I'm kidding
Minix1f: hehe, you'd kick my butt
JesusNut2216: :o)!
JesusNut2216: not yet!
JesusNut2216: the most I've gone is 60 mph
JesusNut2216: I was going 55 down 620
Minix1f: hehe =)
Minix1f: computer kind of schizo so I might get kicked off
Minix1f: fastest I've gone is...110?
JesusNut2216: and even then I was thinking "too fast too fast too fast too fast"
Minix1f: j/k =)
Minix1f: 85
JesusNut2216: hehe
Minix1f: any wrecks yet?
JesusNut2216: lol...I just got it yesterday!
JesusNut2216: but no...had one semi-close call..but I'm doing alright
Minix1f: darn...
Minix1f: j/j =)
JesusNut2216: hey now!
Minix1f: good car though
JesusNut2216: hehe...yeah it is...except the front end aligning is a little off..it pulls to the right a bit..so we have to get that fixed...but other than that..it's a pretty good car
Minix1f: thats not bad
JesusNut2216: nope
JesusNut2216: a little rough when it shifts from 1st to 2nd too...but nothing too bad...barely noticeable
Minix1f: is it standard or automatic?
JesusNut2216: auto
Minix1f: das goot
JesusNut2216: heck yeah! :o)
Minix1f: now you be careful though...
Minix1f: if you get in a wreck i'm not forgiving you...
JesusNut2216: what?!?
Minix1f: ok, i'll forgive you...but i might be mad at you...
JesusNut2216: uh...thanks?
Minix1f: no i wont be mad at you...
Minix1f: i'll be...something...
JesusNut2216: lol..ok
Minix1f: this is supposed to be funny...but not all my humor is universal
JesusNut2216: sad?
Minix1f: Sad!
JesusNut2216: you'll be sad...
Minix1f: thats a good word
Minix1f: traumatized
JesusNut2216: cause you'll be SO WORRIED about me and my safety!! Hehe
Minix1f: of course
JesusNut2216: :o)
Minix1f: well...maybe just worried, not so worriex
Minix1f: *worried
JesusNut2216: hm...fine...just be a little worried then...see if I care *grumble grumble*
Minix1f: ;-)
Minix1f: there was something I think I was supposed to ask you...
Minix1f: atleast I think it was you...
JesusNut2216: really?
JesusNut2216: what is it?
Minix1f: I dont know =(
JesusNut2216: ah!
JesusNut2216: I don't like it when people do that!
Minix1f: I hate it when I do it
JesusNut2216: blah on you!
JesusNut2216: may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits
Minix1f: a thousand more?
JesusNut2216: a thousand..geez! can't you read?!?
JesusNut2216: j/j
Minix1f: I dont know if they'd have room
JesusNut2216: well...they'll just have to be crowded then
Minix1f: the fleas and other insects there are already crowded...
JesusNut2216: well that's just tough for them now isn't it?
Minix1f: you'd have to kill some other insects to make room
JesusNut2216: ew! I'm not going in your armpit!
Minix1f: me either...
JesusNut2216: it's YOUR armpit!
JesusNut2216: YOU should go in YOUR armpit!!
Minix1f: Im not the one that wants more inhabitants in my armpits
JesusNut2216: I'm not the one who has them there in the first place...
JesusNut2216: if YOU would wash your armpits every now and then...it wouldn't be as crowded now would it?
Minix1f: well...no...but...
Minix1f: they don't like that...
JesusNut2216: well..you have to make a decision...make them crowded and unhappy, or not crowded and unhappy?
Minix1f: but I can't kill any of the little fellers
JesusNut2216: well then they're just going to be crowded now aren't they?
Minix1f: then you can't add your thousand without killing some of them yourself
Minix1f: how about you take some of mine, and i'll take the 1000?
JesusNut2216: nuh uh! I like my armpits clean thank you very much!
Minix1f: ha...you expect me to believe that you have clean armpits?
JesusNut2216: yes I do!
JesusNut2216: cause I do have clean armpits!
JesusNut2216: I shave them every other day!
JesusNut2216: and wash them every day!
JesusNut2216: and put on deodarant every day!
Minix1f: deodarant!!!!????
Minix1f: AH!
Minix1f: MURDERER!
JesusNut2216: what?!?! what?!
Minix1f: you kill the insects that infest your armpit with that poison
JesusNut2216: there are no insects that infest my armpits...so I am not a murderer
Minix1f: i think there were, and you killed them
Minix1f: (we're wierd...)
JesusNut2216: what...are you checking my armpits now?!?
Minix1f: i haven't...
JesusNut2216: (heck yeah...but it's fun! This is classic OWEb material)
Minix1f: but everyone has insects in their armpits at some time or another
Minix1f: (definetly =))
JesusNut2216: so how would you know if there were any insects in my armpits?
JesusNut2216: not me!
JesusNut2216: I was blessed with clean armpits
Minix1f: yeah right...you arent' that special
JesusNut2216: heck yeah I am!
JesusNut2216: I am VERY special
Minix1f: *cough*
Minix1f: fine, maybe
Minix1f: but not in the armpit area
JesusNut2216: I AM ALWAYS RIGHT MISTER!!!
JesusNut2216: I AM THE CREATOR AND FOUNDER OF THE ALWAYS RIGHT CLUB!!!
Minix1f: no, thats me
JesusNut2216: nope, sorry, wrong number
Minix1f: and you aren't in it, because you were just wrong
JesusNut2216: I was not, you were!
Minix1f: I was not
Minix1f: I insist, it was you
Minix1f: and obviously you are wrong sometimes because you told me you never had insects in your armpits
JesusNut2216: I insist, it was you
JesusNut2216: I have never had insects in my armpits
JesusNut2216: and I am not wrong
Minix1f: yes you have
JesusNut2216: how would you know if you hadn't been sniffing around in my armpits?
Minix1f: telepathy
JesusNut2216: yeah right...you aren't THAT blessed
Minix1f: yes i am
Minix1f: I mean...look at all the ways i've been blessed
Minix1f: you've seen my incredibly sexy body
JesusNut2216: lol
Minix1f: my intelligence
Minix1f: (hey that wasn't funny...)
JesusNut2216: (haha..yes it was)
Minix1f: (no...not joke...no laugh...=(
JesusNut2216: (ok..I'm not laughing)
Minix1f: (you think it's funny though...)
JesusNut2216: (well...)
Minix1f: I love it when people ask to see a picture of me online...
Minix1f: thank you Oliverweb =)
JesusNut2216: huh?
Minix1f: Y2jchic07: do you have a pic?
Minix1f: yeah here, http://www.oliverweb.com/pics/5/car.gif
JesusNut2216: oh..lol
Minix1f: I think I scared her...
JesusNut2216: what do you mean?
Minix1f: she stopped im'ing me =)
JesusNut2216: (btw...did I tell you that I'm going out with Justin Bailey now?)
JesusNut2216: hehe
Minix1f: nope, thats cool =) when happen?
JesusNut2216: last sunday night..after the devo
Minix1f: thats cool =) I like justin,
JesusNut2216: me too :o)
Minix1f: well i would hope you do =)
JesusNut2216: and I've known him since we were like 5...so that makes it awesome...cause we're like really close
Minix1f: and i also hope that the way I like him is nothing like the way you like him =)
JesusNut2216: it feels like we've been going out for like 8 months...not just a week
Minix1f: yeah
JesusNut2216: oh gosh...I hope so too
Minix1f: wow, 8 months? already? time flies...
Minix1f: hey!
Minix1f: make it 5 months...
JesusNut2216: lol...why 5 months?
Minix1f: cause Amanda and I have definetly been going out longer than you two
JesusNut2216: lol...we've seriously only been going out a week..it just seems like 8 months

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