Chat: Oliver & Jennifer
PiFactor5: hey, what's up? =)
JesusNut2216: not too much...you?
PiFactor5: homework... uck... about it =)
PiFactor5: just finished playing some Half-Life and getting my butt kicked =)
JesusNut2216: aww...I'm sorry
PiFactor5: have you seen the 4 new pics I put on OliverWEB?
JesusNut2216: I just got home from school/dance
PiFactor5: heh, nah, it was fun =)
PiFactor5: cool
JesusNut2216: that's good
PiFactor5: have you seen the new pics on OWEB?
JesusNut2216: nuh uh...
PiFactor5: ohh... you should =)
JesusNut2216: I'll look
JesusNut2216: lol...wow...those were a long time ago..
PiFactor5: hehe, yeah =)
JesusNut2216: dang...that's when Amanda still had her
glasses
PiFactor5: yeah, and Olivia
JesusNut2216: yeah...
JesusNut2216: oh, and also...I just ate a thing of pudding
with my finger!!
PiFactor5: lol, good for you!
PiFactor5: I ate my dinner with a fork!
JesusNut2216: yes it is! Now maybe I can move onto
spoons!!
PiFactor5: awesome!
PiFactor5: I need to learn how to use a knife
PiFactor5: and a toothpic
JesusNut2216: yeah...I wanna use those spork thingys
PiFactor5: those are for the elite!
PiFactor5: lol
JesusNut2216: oh yes...only them...
JesusNut2216: I wonder why they have those at Taco Bell
then....
JesusNut2216: oh wait
JesusNut2216: that is fine dining right there....what am I
talking about? Geez! I should have known that!!
PiFactor5: because... a lot of the elite eat at Taco Bell, but they always take
them away when I go there =(
JesusNut2216: awww....is it because of your body odor?
PiFactor5: maybe =(
PiFactor5: lol
PiFactor5: they don't like me in such a fine dining restaurant =(
JesusNut2216: *sniff* poor Oliver...has overwhelming body
odor that clears out Taco Bell... :o(
JesusNut2216: awww....
PiFactor5: once they kicked me out because I went behind the counter trying
to get a spork
JesusNut2216: well now you can't be doing that!!
PiFactor5: Woe is me.
JesusNut2216: Woe is you.
PiFactor5: *sigh*
JesusNut2216: poor Oliver....what are you ever going to do
with yourself?
PiFactor5: I dunno...
PiFactor5: I've considered suicide many times. It will all be Taco Bell's fault.
PiFactor5: I thought about throwing my head into the toilet and drowning
myself.
JesusNut2216: we could sue!!
JesusNut2216: eeewww..why not just make my butt hurt
and then you'll die peacefully?
PiFactor5: Hmmm...
PiFactor5: it's a peaceful death?
JesusNut2216: I guess...if you caused my butt to hurt..why
not?
PiFactor5: I know what, we can go to Taco Bell together and then you can sit
on a spork.
PiFactor5: So that it will poke your butt, making it hurt and then I will die.
PiFactor5: Because of the spork.
JesusNut2216: alrighty!! except...the fact that one of the
little prongy thingys...it might get stuck!!
PiFactor5: I think I'll write a poem called: "Because of the spork"
PiFactor5: lol
JesusNut2216: lol!!
PiFactor5: stuck in your butt?
JesusNut2216: I also think you'll put this convo. on
OliverWEB...
PiFactor5: I'll write it later =)
JesusNut2216: yeah..what if it breaks?
PiFactor5: yeah, I think so
JesusNut2216: and gets stuck?
PiFactor5: then it will solidify my death
PiFactor5: and you can go to hospital to have it taken out...
JesusNut2216: yeah...but then my butt will still hurt...
JesusNut2216: oh...hm...that's an idea..
PiFactor5: and you can bring me along so the doctor can pronounce me dead
with the cause of: "spork suicide"
JesusNut2216: oh yes..I must do that...
PiFactor5: okay...
JesusNut2216: maybe...maybe...maybe...in a few months....I
can use a metal spoon!!
PiFactor5: but then instead of suicide, I sometimes just think of creating my
own utensil.. called the forkspoonifechopstickicideicus
PiFactor5: and I will make the spork obsolete!
JesusNut2216: that's a long name...
PiFactor5: After Taco Bell!!! The WORLD!!!
JesusNut2216: that's a big word...obsolete...
JesusNut2216: aahhh!! I'm confused!!
PiFactor5: sorry, don't fall off your chair and hurt your butt
JesusNut2216: I'm not on a chair...I'm on my floor
PiFactor5: I dunno what I'm talking about either, so don't worry =)
PiFactor5: oh
PiFactor5: you're typing on your floor?
JesusNut2216: hehe
JesusNut2216: yeah...
PiFactor5: oh
PiFactor5: where's your monitor?
JesusNut2216: my computer sits on top of my laundry
basket...and I sit on the floor
JesusNut2216: I have a laptop
PiFactor5: oh
PiFactor5: oh yeah
PiFactor5: hehe =)
JesusNut2216: :o)
PiFactor5: I have 3 computers in my room right now =)
JesusNut2216: so I can't fall off anything...
PiFactor5: but I'm using the most awesomest one
JesusNut2216: oh, cause of your new one?
PiFactor5: I don't think that's a word =)
JesusNut2216: that's cool...
JesusNut2216: lol...Patrick uses it...
PiFactor5: that's good that you can't fall off anything
JesusNut2216: so I guess it is
JesusNut2216: yeah, that is good
PiFactor5: the laptop is just sitting on my desk...
PiFactor5: what a waste of hardware... I should do something with it =)
JesusNut2216: ooohhhh....
JesusNut2216: lol..yeah
JesusNut2216: I got mine "for college" from my
parents...that's gay...it'll be outdated by the time I get to
college
PiFactor5: oooohhh... at the BPA tournament on Saturday, Van and I were
playing Starcraft on the ceiling using a $5000 school projector thingy with my
laptop =) it was fun
PiFactor5: hehe, yeah it will
JesusNut2216: yeah...
PiFactor5: but at least you have it right now, maybe you can talk them into
getting another on then, hehe =)
JesusNut2216: plus, if it's for college...why did they give it
to me when I was in 8th grade?
JesusNut2216: yeah...maybe
PiFactor5: be happy you got one =) I didn't have a laptop in 8th grade... in
fact... I had a piece of junk 486....... ok, I guess I should stop there before I
start rambling about computer stuff =) hehe
JesusNut2216: lol...good idea...cause I know just about
nothing about computers...
JesusNut2216: but anyhoo...I better go to bed...I have a
doctor's appt. tomorrow morning...*sigh*
PiFactor5: ahh, good luck
JesusNut2216: but don't forget to put this up on
OliverWEB...the beginning is funny...
JesusNut2216: thanks
PiFactor5: k, cya Jennifer =)
JesusNut2216: buh bye!
PiFactor5: hehe, k bye
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