Santa1225 Discovered!
Soon, our heroes saw two figured off in the distance...
They heard, "We are elves. Prepare to be elvified. Do not attempt futile resistance."
So our heroes were dragged to Santa's workshop...
"Ho ho ho ho Nose Hairs, do you know who I am?"
"Uh... the Easter Bunny?" they all replied. "Are we in Vietnam?"
"I see that we are not too bright... I am Santa Claus! I have a task for you!"
"Christmas means Santa, ho ho ho, but there is another who challenges me - a Jew."
"I want you to find and bring him to me!"
So our three heroes went off to do Santa's bidding... "Wheeeee!"