Andrew Joseph

Birthday:

2/12/83

FAVORITES

Quote:

"There is magic in believing if you don't believe in magic."

Cartoon Character:

Inspector Gadget

Comic Character:

Magneto

Color:

Blue

Book:

Bible

Movie:

Glory

Game:

Far Cry

Song:

Unknown

TV show:

Justice League

OTHER STUFF

Hobbies:

Playing pool

Overly-used word/phrase/sound:

Snap

Self-description:

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Nicknames:

Drew

How messy is your room (1-10, 10 = messiest)?:

7

Where do you think you'll be in one year?

Northeast, away from Austin

Five years?

House and job.

Ten years?

Same place as 5 years, except better.

You have 3 wishes, what would you wish for (Aladdin rules in effect)?

Ability to tell what people are thinking, a machine that transforms dirt into gold, and a bowl that produces the best tasting food of my choice when I am hungry.

If you could have any kind of meat, what would it be?

A single 16 oz tender, juicy steak, cooked medium rare and lightly seasoned with salt, pepper, and a touch of garlic.

Weapon of choice?

Shuriken

Do you Fanta?

Yes

Dontcha wanna?

Every waking moment

Zombies attack, what do you do?

Find the nearest object and bludgeon them until they're unrecognizable

How would you like to die?

In combat

Dream car:

2004 Z06 electric blue Corvette

Down-to-earth dream car:

60's Shelby Mustang

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THE GROUP
All answers have to pertain to someone in "the group."

If you were on a deathmatch island along with the rest of "the group" (like Battle Royale), who are the first three people you would take out and why?

Easy: Oliver, Van, and Mark because they are the only people who deserve to die for their actions

Who's the ugliest friend you have, why?

Viraj, because he's a dirty Indian

If you started a company, who would you pick to be your partner?

Van, for world domination

If you had a sister, who would you let date her?

Oliver, because his idea of a date is sitting in front of a computer

From TeeTar: "who would you like to scro...badly... if there were no penalties for your actions?"

Viraj

If you could switch the gender of one person in the group, who would it be?

Chix0r, just to see what Nathan does

Who's the most fruity?

Sam

First to bald?

Ochs

Last to marry?

Viraj

Who would make the worst parent?

Viraj, have you heard what he'd do to his wife?

Most squeezable?

No one

Who would you hate to be locked in a room with for a week with no lights?

Sam, he's got mischevious hands

... with lights?

Viraj, who wants to look at him?

If you were a superhero, who would you want to be your sidekick?

Van

What powers would each of you have?

Me=ability to create blackholes, Van=shapeshifting