And on a random note... Thursday, October 11, 2001
OK, fine, poetry time Thursday, October 11, 2001
When you wish upon a star,
You'd better hope you pass the BAR,
Cause if you wish to become a lawyer,
And hope everyone will call you a liar,
You need to pass the magical BAR,
But as of far,
random thought,
I hate you.
You who?
Do the dew.
Oliver says why?
Someday to him,
I hope to say...Bye.
Don't come back...
You are not a kkAZN.
You are different,
Making you inferior.
No, the fact that you are not kkAzn doesnt make you inferior.
You just are... cause your breath smells.
random thought,
I still hate you
You who?
There are many, in a few.
Andrew says I have cauliflower in my ears.
Cauliflower, not a few beers.
At the mention of beers,
I hope I don't recieve sneers.
The refference doesn't mean consumption.
In economics I'm learning about the production function.
random thought,
The more I think of you, the more I hate you.
You who?
Cows go moo.
Chad says "I don't know if I can"
I believe Chad is not a man,
and if he is, he's gonna get a tan,
Cause the looks he's giving me,
according to some, he will surely die.
Me, oh, My.
random thought,
I hate you...
You who?
Ghosts say boo.
I hate many people,
I hate Kevin Smith,
He stole my friend.
I hate light laptops,
They stole my college money.
I hate Emily Dickinson,
She can write poetry.
random thought,
I hate you...
You who?
I like the color blue.
I hate countries.
I hate governments.
The logic expressed,
is a complete mess...
I wish I could wear a dress...
They always say more is less...
Forgive and forget,
but catch them in that net.
random thought,
My hate for you,
knows no bounds,
you who?
I'm not speaking of the colors red white and blue...
although... nevermind...
The person I hate...
is you...
Mr. Magoo
oh yeah, share the love.
-Minix
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NO UPDATES? FOR SHAME!!! Tuesday, October 9, 2001
Well, I've been so busy with Coconut comics, I've noticed that there have been almost no updates lately....why? I don't know, so I will look into this matter....ACK! I just saw a bug or something in the corner of my eye!!!
-Wes
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Coconut Comics!! Saturday, October 6, 2001
Yeah yeah, I know I post about this a whole heck of a lot, ahwell. Anyway, check out the page! This isn't the end layout I'm thinking... for a few reasons...
1) Don't know if Brook wants his comic associated with CC or not... nor do I know if that's his real title =) Let me know!
2) Cat, still interested in doing comics? =) You should
3) Chad... Hope you're interested in doing yours still =)
and 4) How do the URL's look to everyone? Wes do you want yours changed or are those ok? Oliver do you want MrTechHappy to have its own domain or link to www.mrtechhappy.com? and Brook, if willing to have comic on CC do you want it to stay on Geocities page, or do you want a directory on CC's?
lastly, if you want an email address at coconutcomics to forward to you, let me know what address you want, and what address you want it to forward to.
ie: [email protected] forwards to [email protected]
-Minix
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Password Wednesday, October 3, 2001
Well, the password's gone... although the password check is still active on the old comment pages... *sigh* and there's no way I'm going through all of those to fix them... or spending the time to download them all, filter out the code and reuploading them...
So you'll have to live with my lame work-around of the password thing by clicking one extra button once before looking at one of those pages. Don't worry though, future ones (from now on I think) won't be affected... only the older ones...
-Oliver
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Oh yeah... Tuesday, October 2, 2001
Here is a Minix-style representation of what happened prior to me updating OliverWEB with new layout.
Well... Tuesday, October 2, 2001
Here's the new layout... few things to fix...
Gonna have the left sidebar scroll down, so it doesn't seem like the site just dies after a page down...
And... you probably need Flash 5.0 for the left sidebar to work right... eh... yeah... alright... adios. =)
-Oliver
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Teaser Tuesday, October 2, 2001
An update is needed... Tuesday, October 2, 2001
Yeah, its been... what... 3 days since one? Yall are probably bored... I mean, what would any of you do if you didnt have Oliver, Wes and I telling you what to do everyday? Probably nothing...
So today, I have something for you to do! Go read all of the archive at Pentasmal! It's a great comic strip with a unique style of humor =) it's neato! There will be a quiz next week... so I expect you all to read and memorize every strip, pronto!!
-Minix
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Sometimes I'm sad... Thursday, September 27, 2001
I made a new comic. I call it Fast Food Woes
-Wes
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lol Wednesday, September 26, 2001
Check dis out. I think the random quote I captured sums up this whole event.
-Wes
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Day of Infamy Tuesday, September 25, 2001
On September 24th, 2001, the site of OliverWEB was suddenly and deliberately attacked and defaced by the evil forces of the Empire of Minix.
It will be recorded that the many images changed by the Minix Empire makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time, the Mind of Minix had deliberately sought to deceive OliverWEB by false statements and expressions of kindness and humor.
The attack yesterday on OliverWEB causes sever ugliness and l4m3n3ss to OliverWEB layout and design. Very many effects were lost. In addition, other images on OliverWEB and FTP password have been reported as being lost and/or destroyed.
Yesterday, Minix was also declared l4m3.
Last night, Minix slept happily despite his evil doings.
Minix Empire has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout OliverWEB and it's many pages. The facts of yesterday speak for themselves.
As Ruler of OliverWEB, I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense.
I now declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Minix on Monday, 24 September, a state of war has existed between OliverWEB and Minix Empire.
Now... I want my site back or you will die, punk.
-Oliver
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