Rulers of the World Friday, December 14, 2001
Oliver will have to fix the problem with the length. Since he IS the html guru. Anyway, this is a chat between Matt and me. WE OWN j00!!!

Wessomatika (12:25:11 AM): Hey, you know how I
just use you for your cable connection?

MixiPixiStix (12:25:25 AM): yeah, want to again? =)

Wessomatika (12:25:30 AM): Hhe...yeah

MixiPixiStix (12:25:35 AM): ok =)

Wessomatika (12:25:38 AM): It's being retarded
tonight

Wessomatika wants to send file C:\My
Documents\Phunky Eyelids\1337.mp3 (12:26:01
AM).

Wessomatika (12:26:49 AM): Just think...if I had
done this in the first place, it would've been
uploaded by now

MixiPixiStix (12:27:10 AM): yup, stupid you

Wessomatika (12:27:18 AM): *sigh* I know, I know

Wessomatika (12:27:33 AM): Then again, you must
also be stupid. You didn't make a similar suggestion

Wessomatika (12:27:44 AM): Wanna start a club?

Wessomatika (12:27:50 AM): Stupid club?

MixiPixiStix (12:29:33 AM): sure, lets start a club

Wessomatika (12:29:49 AM): Cool. Can I be pres?

Wessomatika (12:29:54 AM): Since I thought of it

MixiPixiStix (12:29:56 AM): no

MixiPixiStix (12:30:00 AM): im president

Wessomatika (12:30:02 AM): And since the stupidity
was initially mine

Wessomatika (12:30:13 AM): I'm sorry, but that just
won't do.

Wessomatika (12:30:23 AM): It's all mine, foolio

MixiPixiStix (12:30:46 AM): then you're impeached

Wessomatika (12:30:58 AM): I'll eached your imp

MixiPixiStix (12:31:27 AM): i have the bargaining
chip here

Wessomatika (12:31:36 AM): You have chips?

Wessomatika (12:31:42 AM): That's good, cause I'm
hungry

MixiPixiStix (12:32:16 AM): i have your song, and its
uploading... checkmate, im president

Wessomatika (12:32:26 AM): crap.

Wessomatika (12:32:33 AM): Can I be co-president?

Wessomatika (12:32:40 AM): We could lead as two
kings

MixiPixiStix (12:33:29 AM): ok, that works =)

Wessomatika (12:33:34 AM): Cool.

MixiPixiStix (12:33:36 AM): how about im the king
and you're the queen

Wessomatika (12:34:21 AM): Will you buy me pretty
dresses, and perfumes?

MixiPixiStix (12:34:43 AM): yes, and when you dont
provide me with a male heir i'll have you beheaded

Wessomatika (12:34:57 AM): Cool, yo.

Wessomatika (12:35:10 AM): Of course....I'm not
actually a woman

MixiPixiStix (12:35:26 AM): thats ok, the public dont
need to know that

MixiPixiStix (12:35:31 AM): Queen Elizabeth wasnt a
woman either

Wessomatika (12:35:39 AM): I'm just playing one so
we won't look like a gay dual-patriarchy

Wessomatika (12:36:07 AM): That wouldn't inspire
too much loyalty

MixiPixiStix (12:36:08 AM): perfect

Wessomatika (12:36:16 AM): So....who will follow
us?

Wessomatika (12:36:21 AM): We gotta have some
knaves

Wessomatika (12:36:26 AM): Some peons, as it were

Wessomatika (12:36:38 AM): Or else we'd have
nowhere to pee.

MixiPixiStix (12:36:46 AM): very true...

MixiPixiStix (12:36:57 AM): we need easily
controllable nincompoops...

MixiPixiStix (12:37:05 AM): Oliver Nancy and Chad
would be perfect to start out...

Wessomatika (12:37:06 AM): Yeah.....I think I know
where to find some

Wessomatika (12:37:07 AM): Yeah

Wessomatika (12:37:12 AM): They certainly would

MixiPixiStix (12:37:16 AM): but... eventually we'd
have to kill them... so we'll have to find others.

Wessomatika (12:37:20 AM): True, true

Wessomatika (12:37:30 AM): I have already laid
down some plans to rid us of them

MixiPixiStix (12:37:59 AM): ahh... super =) how my
sweet?

Wessomatika (12:38:00 AM): I actually had included
you in some of them, but now that we're leading
stupid peopl, I can't

Wessomatika (12:38:19 AM): Well, Nancy I had
planned on parking on....we've actually discussed it
some

MixiPixiStix (12:38:25 AM): good good

Wessomatika (12:38:31 AM): And of course Chad
and Oliver were to be hideously burned

MixiPixiStix (12:38:33 AM): hmm... perfect... she'd
fall for that

MixiPixiStix (12:39:08 AM): I can see the scorch
marks now

Wessomatika (12:39:13 AM): Aye

Wessomatika (12:39:24 AM): We'll have to damage a
lot of public property

MixiPixiStix (12:39:45 AM): anything for the
promotion of this noble kingdom

Wessomatika (12:39:55 AM): And I suppose leave a
lot of evidence behind, since we're supposed to be
stupid

Wessomatika (12:40:04 AM): You know...kings of
stupiddom

MixiPixiStix (12:40:21 AM): yes, but if anyone
accuses us of it, we say clever vague things like "off
with their heads" or "let them eat cake"

Wessomatika (12:40:28 AM): Right, right

MixiPixiStix (12:40:45 AM): we just might have to
declare war...

MixiPixiStix (12:41:07 AM): one person seems to be
impudent, so far not jumping at my offering him a
position as a peon.

MixiPixiStix (12:41:11 AM): CreepingDeathV
(12:31:30 AM): hello

MixiPixiStix (12:31:36 AM): will you be my peon?

CreepingDeathV (12:31:51 AM): That depends on
what you mean

MixiPixiStix (12:32:23 AM): I need you to serve me
hand and foot, believe I am infallible, jump when I
say jump, and die when I say die, will you take this
great honor?

Wessomatika (12:41:26 AM): Yeah, but as long as
we rid the world of all races and creeds besides our
own, we'll be good

MixiPixiStix (12:41:35 AM): yes yes,

MixiPixiStix (12:41:55 AM): CreepingDeathV
(12:34:49 AM): uh

CreepingDeathV (12:35:00 AM): Are you on crack
again

MixiPixiStix (12:35:17 AM): Die infidel!! The
Kingdom of Stupiddom will rid this planet of your
evil presence!

Wessomatika (12:43:22 AM): Wessomatika
(12:41:49 AM): Ah, so will you serve us?

CreepingDeathV (12:42:10 AM): No! I do not serve
your kind

Wessomatika (12:42:26 AM): You will serve with
absolude subservience!!!

Wessomatika (12:42:38 AM): Submit now, or forever
forfeit your place in heaven!

CreepingDeathV (12:42:46 AM): I will kill you
infedel.

Wessomatika (12:42:59 AM): You can nay touch me

MixiPixiStix (12:44:40 AM): AHHH! Such
insolence! I want this mans head on a plate!

Wessomatika (12:44:53 AM): And so it shall be

MixiPixiStix (12:45:14 AM): send our army at once!

Wessomatika (12:45:24 AM): At once, sire!

MixiPixiStix (12:45:26 AM): ... doh... did we forget
rule #1 of ruling a kingdom?

Wessomatika (12:45:27 AM): Er...wait...

Wessomatika (12:45:31 AM): We don't have an army

Wessomatika (12:45:35 AM): crap.

MixiPixiStix (12:45:38 AM): crap...

MixiPixiStix (12:46:35 AM): How are we supposed
to rule this area without any means to enforce our
commands?

Wessomatika (12:46:50 AM): Well....I suppose we
can't yet

Wessomatika (12:47:02 AM): We could...acquire
some Biobugs

MixiPixiStix (12:47:15 AM): Yes yes! PERFECT!

MixiPixiStix (12:47:22 AM): and... how do we
acquire these Biobugs?

Wessomatika (12:47:37 AM): Hrm....got any cash?
They ARE mercenaries, you know

MixiPixiStix (12:48:04 AM): ... oh... they aren't little
bugs that will bite people and give them anthrax?

MixiPixiStix (12:48:16 AM): well... to make matters
worse, I seem to have gotten us into another war...

Wessomatika (12:48:17 AM): Oh. Sorry

Wessomatika (12:48:28 AM): Crap. You are so
stupid

MixiPixiStix (12:48:36 AM): She angered me...

MixiPixiStix (12:48:45 AM): MixiPixiStix (12:36:37
AM): will you be my peon?

Saraleepastry03 (12:36:47 AM): ??? lol'

MixiPixiStix (12:36:52 AM): you question me?!

MixiPixiStix (12:37:00 AM): you should be bowing!
Peasant!

Saraleepastry03 (12:37:16 AM): you're weird =)

MixiPixiStix (12:37:27 AM): this is my final offer, if
you dont accept it, prepare to face the
consequences! Will you be my peon?

MixiPixiStix (12:39:18 AM): *taps foot impatiently*

MixiPixiStix (12:40:56 AM): whistles to the air...

MixiPixiStix (12:41:14 AM): your impudence angers
me! You will be crushed like a worm!

Wessomatika (12:48:59 AM): FOOLISH ONE!

MixiPixiStix (12:49:04 AM): so... umm...

MixiPixiStix (12:49:15 AM): can you take out a loan?
Maybe we can get some mercs with that

Wessomatika (12:49:38 AM): Wessomatika
(12:48:40 AM): SERVE ME

WithLuv01 (12:48:48 AM): that's my job!

Wessomatika (12:49:18 AM): Oh. I had...expected
more resistance.

Wessomatika (12:49:24 AM): That was....well that
was easy

Wessomatika (12:49:31 AM): Eh....alright, you start
tomorrow

MixiPixiStix (12:50:17 AM): One down, 4 million to
go, if we hope to compete with Canada

Wessomatika (12:50:47 AM): yep

Wessomatika (12:50:54 AM): I will send her out as a
disciple

MixiPixiStix (12:51:10 AM): good good, get her to
make new recruits...

MixiPixiStix (12:51:23 AM): send food dye with
her... maybe she can turn a river into "blood"

Wessomatika (12:51:59 AM): Hey, that might work

Wessomatika (12:52:46 AM): Wessomatika
(12:48:06 AM): Nay, sir! How, now, offend you me,
the Throne!

CreepingDeathV (12:50:54 AM): BOTH OF YOU
ARE ON CRACK

Wessomatika (12:51:10 AM): I'll....CRACK YOU!
GO, MY ARMIES!

CreepingDeathV (12:51:44 AM): what are you
talking about

CreepingDeathV (12:51:53 AM): I will no longer
speak to you

Wessomatika (12:52:21 AM): Sorry. I typed it rather
than yelled it.

Wessomatika (12:52:29 AM): That's why my armies
are not attacking you right now

MixiPixiStix (12:53:29 AM): hmm... don't tell him we
don't have any army... if we say that, a rebellion
might begin... these peasants... they can smell fear

MixiPixiStix received C:\My
Documents\Phunky Eyelids\1337.mp3 (12:53:30
AM).

MixiPixiStix (12:53:44 AM): (btw... think you can put
this on Oweb later? =))

Wessomatika (12:54:22 AM): 'twas the plan

Wessomatika (12:54:26 AM): The chat, you mean?

MixiPixiStix (12:54:29 AM): yes

Wessomatika (12:54:43 AM): How do you keep it
with all the colors and all that?

MixiPixiStix (12:54:43 AM): with that, we can
perhaps convince others to follow us, due to our
superior wisdom

Wessomatika (12:54:52 AM): True, true

Wessomatika (12:54:57 AM): We will subdue the
masses.

MixiPixiStix (12:55:09 AM): save as html file, open
html file in notepad, copy

Wessomatika (12:56:01 AM): a-HA

MixiPixiStix (12:56:06 AM): forgot password again
=)

Wessomatika (12:56:11 AM): dilpl1

Wessomatika (12:56:15 AM): It's already started

MixiPixiStix (12:56:17 AM): ok =)

Wessomatika (12:56:23 AM): So just go to where it
says One Three THree Seven

Wessomatika (12:56:27 AM): And continue it

MixiPixiStix (12:56:30 AM): ok =)

MixiPixiStix (12:56:50 AM): you know... we're going
to need territory for our kingdom...

Wessomatika (12:57:09 AM): Yeah, that's true

Wessomatika (12:57:18 AM): I've got a 12 by 12
foot room

MixiPixiStix (12:57:48 AM): hmm... itll work for now,
but we're going to have to get more as soon as our
ranks begin to increase

Wessomatika (12:57:58 AM): Yeah

MixiPixiStix (12:58:02 AM): 4 million peons in a 12
by 12 foot room would get kind of cramped...

Wessomatika (12:58:05 AM): Well, bad news, dude

MixiPixiStix (12:58:06 AM): where will our throne
be?

Wessomatika (12:58:15 AM): Nancy can't start till the
year 2050

MixiPixiStix (12:58:16 AM): whats that dear?

MixiPixiStix (12:58:22 AM): hmm... that is bad...

Wessomatika (12:58:31 AM): Throne? Well....I've
often referred to the toilet bowl as that.

Wessomatika (12:58:50 AM): Not much royal dignity,
I guess, but it's all we gott right now

MixiPixiStix (12:58:50 AM): ... can we share that?

Wessomatika (12:59:02 AM): We'll have to go in
shifts

MixiPixiStix (12:59:09 AM): hmm.. what about
crowns?

MixiPixiStix (12:59:13 AM): burger king?

Wessomatika (12:59:20 AM): Exactly what I was
thinking

MixiPixiStix (12:59:33 AM): We've got all the kinks
worked out for now it seems

Wessomatika (12:59:43 AM): Yep

MixiPixiStix (12:59:46 AM): now, how do we handle
the forces of Aaron and Sarah...

Wessomatika (1:00:11 AM): Eh? Well, Aaron seems
to have sunk into dispassionate ignorance.

Wessomatika (1:00:23 AM): As for Sarah. We will
have to crush her like a bug, of course

MixiPixiStix (1:00:36 AM): perfect... she deserves
that

Wessomatika (1:00:58 AM): True. Of course...if it
will be like a bug

Wessomatika (1:01:12 AM): Well, I'm thinking
mercenary bio-bug, yo!

MixiPixiStix (1:02:19 AM): perfect perfect... exactly
howmuch money will we need for that?

Wessomatika (1:02:41 AM): Oh. Ehm. I think
like....$14.95

Wessomatika (1:02:56 AM): I have $4.27

Wessomatika (1:03:01 AM): That covers like half of
it

MixiPixiStix (1:03:04 AM): I have... 92 cents...

Wessomatika (1:03:11 AM): Cool, then we got it

MixiPixiStix (1:03:13 AM): hooray! we can get one!

Wessomatika (1:03:16 AM): No problems there

MixiPixiStix (1:03:30 AM): will one be able to squash
her?

MixiPixiStix (1:03:39 AM): she can be tough at
times...

Wessomatika (1:03:46 AM): Are you kidding?
Those things are inVINCible!

Wessomatika (1:04:04 AM): Which means we'll have
to exile it after it's completed its task. Security
threat, you know

Wessomatika (1:04:09 AM): I'm thinking Pluto.

MixiPixiStix (1:04:19 AM): hooray! ... lets send one
after the president of canada... maybe we can take
over power there in one fell swoop... we should
atleast be able to take quebec... do you speak
french?

Wessomatika (1:04:52 AM): Naw, but they all
understand English if you talk slowly and loudly.

MixiPixiStix (1:04:54 AM): hmm... you sure we want
to waste all our funds on her? surely theres some
more important target out there...

Wessomatika (1:05:04 AM): Oh. Yeah, probably

MixiPixiStix (1:05:06 AM): oh, cool, I can do that... I
talk to old people at work all the time

Wessomatika (1:05:11 AM): We'll just throw a stick
at her.

MixiPixiStix (1:05:22 AM): you know... if we ally
ourselves with afghanistan...

Wessomatika (1:05:31 AM): That would be
PERFECT

Wessomatika (1:05:37 AM): I mean, everybody likes
them!

MixiPixiStix (1:05:46 AM): yes! We'll have
charisma!

Wessomatika (1:05:56 AM): We would have the
world in the palm of our feet.

MixiPixiStix (1:06:05 AM): something to that effect
atleast

Wessomatika (1:06:12 AM): Oh, speaking of that,
we need palm trees.

MixiPixiStix (1:06:24 AM): will they grow in your
room?

Wessomatika (1:06:25 AM): What's a kingdom
without them?

Wessomatika (1:06:29 AM): Yes, of course

Wessomatika (1:06:33 AM): Why wouldn't they?

MixiPixiStix (1:06:35 AM): hmm... France?

Wessomatika (1:06:38 AM): Not like they're big or
anything

MixiPixiStix (1:06:49 AM): good good, then maybe
we can have monkeys!

Wessomatika (1:06:53 AM): Oh, who considers
France a kingdom. Let's be serious here, man

MixiPixiStix (1:06:54 AM): I always wanted to rule
monkeys...

Wessomatika (1:07:00 AM): HEY!

Wessomatika (1:07:03 AM): There's our army!

MixiPixiStix (1:07:06 AM): good point good point...
what about Lichtenstein?

Wessomatika (1:07:09 AM): They don't cost much!

MixiPixiStix (1:07:21 AM): and they're fun when they
aren't killing people1

Wessomatika (1:07:48 AM): Lichtenstein? I don't
consider any place a country if I can't even
pronounce her name.

Wessomatika (1:08:04 AM): Bargain with them. Get
them to change it to something English sounding and
maybe we have a deal.

MixiPixiStix (1:08:18 AM): I think I can do that... the
populations only like 4 anyway

Wessomatika (1:08:26 AM): Cool.

MixiPixiStix (1:08:29 AM): ... which makes them
bigger than our Kingdom... but thats besides the
point

Wessomatika (1:08:43 AM): Dude. You forgot the
monkeys.

MixiPixiStix (1:08:56 AM): Hello!? Do you see any
monkeys?!

MixiPixiStix (1:09:02 AM): We have to capture them
first...

Wessomatika (1:09:15 AM): Duh, of course I don't
SEE any, stupid! They're invisible!

Wessomatika (1:09:29 AM): And you don't have to
capture them, they come shrinkwrapped in the mail.

MixiPixiStix (1:09:33 AM): oh SMACK! We're
gonna rule this planet!

Wessomatika (1:09:40 AM): Yep.

MixiPixiStix (1:09:59 AM): Have them attack France
as a practice invasion!

Wessomatika (1:10:07 AM): Besides, even without
the monkeys....we're Male, middle class, and white.

MixiPixiStix (1:10:09 AM): Don't worry, no one will
get hurt, France will retreat immediately

Wessomatika (1:10:15 AM): Nay, UPPER class!

MixiPixiStix (1:10:20 AM): good point... what
minority dares stand against us

Wessomatika (1:10:28 AM): *hearty chuckle*

Wessomatika (1:10:32 AM): None, I daresay, none.

Wessomatika (1:10:58 AM): Btw, have you listened
to...the song?

MixiPixiStix (1:11:49 AM): Well this King should
retire to his chambers now, good luck planning the
future of our Kingdom, and to answer your
question, its playing now, at 2:15 it's very very neat,
and its been uploaded, though I havent clicked finish
yet, when the finish button is clicked, this kingdom
will be official and begin trading with the other
nations of the world till the point where we are big
enough to nuke them into the ground

MixiPixiStix (1:12:12 AM): you need to release a cd

Wessomatika (1:13:11 AM): Finish clicked, yo

Wessomatika (1:13:32 AM): I will, just haven't made
the inside cover yet

MixiPixiStix (1:13:46 AM): Neatness, me shall buy

Wessomatika (1:13:49 AM): =)

Wessomatika (1:13:51 AM): Cool

MixiPixiStix (1:13:53 AM): sleep well honeybunch

Wessomatika (1:13:59 AM): Alright, shnookums

Wessomatika (1:14:08 AM): Dream of carrots,
happy ones

Wessomatika (1:14:17 AM): Who rule the nations of
the world under an iron fist

Wessomatika (1:14:26 AM): (btw, the carrots
represent us)

MixiPixiStix (1:14:39 AM): Yes, a perfectly apt
symbol

Wessomatika (1:14:47 AM): Of course, of course

Wessomatika (1:14:55 AM): Now, get your beauty
rest, my king.


-Wes