Yep, another episode of OliverWEB's Spring Break mini-series!
HellHare decided he didn't really care about the chicken, "Bwah, voo carez avout da ziken anaywayz... Isa vilz hup ta Niw Yerk Cita!!" So off HellHare went, to the Big Apple...
There, HellHare had to sneak past customs... he decided to disguise himself as a stuffed animal. It worked, except customs thought he was so ugly, they chunked him in a trash can. "Oh velz, ut lezt Ima inz da U-esa-A..." HellHare then found the local 7-11 and stole a map. Unfortunately, maps don't have the location of nuclear silos on them. "Dohz, tupeed mupz" muttered HellHare.
So off HellHare went again to find the silos the hard way...
WILL HELLHARE EVER FIND THE NUCLEAR SILOS?!
WHAT REALLY DID HAPPEN TO THE CHICKEN!?
THESE ANSWERS AND MORE, NEXT TIME!
-Oliver