OliverWEB - Discussing: Lovely Bunch of Coconuts

3 - alex Tuesday, July 24, 2001
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moo.
coconuts suck. especially when they're like those little flakes of dried coconut... that's just gross. they taste like shredded pieces of extra think toilet paper. bleah. but actually real coconuts are kinda cool cuz they got all that juice inside but i hate how they are impossible to open with your bare hands. like in that movie castaway. coconuts are stubborn fruits arent they. why don't they open normally like other fruits. who eats coconuts anyways? i think coconuts are meant to be drank not eaten, cuz the flesh of a coconut tastes horrible. like more toilet paper only compacted into a fleshy kind of thing and covered in the juicy inside of the coconut. I wonder if there's a word limit to how much i can type here. maybe i'll just keep repeating myself. coconut coconut coconut coconut coconut coconut coconut coconut coconut coconut coconut coconut coconut coconut coconuts SUCK!!! ok i've decided that coconuts just suck in general. unless you're very thirsty and are about to die. then i guess you would want a coconut huh? but of course, coconuts are stubborn fruits and you wouldn't be able to open it unless you had a gun to blow it open, so you'd probably die anyways. ah poo i lost my train of thought, stupid people actually making me work now....
oh well i'll stop this coconut.