A bleak day in posting Sunday, September 2, 2001
She left me... She said it was best for both of us, that we were still young and we should see other people, explore new worlds, experience life and grow as individuals... She said she loved me, that she'll always love me no matter what. And maybe, just maybe, if we were meant to be, we'll find our way back to each other again... I just stood there, bawling. Then it was time for recess, so I steeled myself and went out to play kickball. The guys needed me. Even though I'd just been dumped, I couldn't let them down. I was usually the last one picked, but still a vital contributor off the bench.
Ah, third grade... I remember it well.

-Thanks to Sinfest.net for this joke =)
-Minix