[*Heart beat sound - Spooky music plays*]
Weee seeeee yooouuuuu.
Olivia: *I sense a disturbance in the force... is anyone there?*
Don't worry, *A*'s okay. *A* likes talking to the sofa.
*SMOOCH* Pikachu was jealous of Grace and my sisters, so it gave me a kiss too... with Matt's help. Erhm... wait... that didn't sound right...
I noticed that *A* gives me weird looks a lot. She's checking me out.
You know, we could probably find a lot of fallacies, rhetorical and stylistic devices on my page... =)